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Undateable 不懂约会
Shane
From the American TV comedy "Undateable" 美国电视喜剧《不懂约会》插曲
Oh for whatever reason
each time I see him
it goes all wrong
like when I’m at the shower
wet hair and power puff t-shirt on.
不知道什么原因我
每次见到他都
出洋相
像那次洗澡湿头发
飞天小女警穿身上
If you told me what you want
Oh I bet that I’m a good fit
Boy you saw me so wrong
‘Cause every time I lose it
告诉我你想怎么样
我一定最适合你
在你面前失态
是我对你痴迷
No doubt, I got no game
my friends, they’are all the same
(undateable)
you can’t lose, if you never try,
that’s why me and you
we’re undateable for life,
we’re undateable for life.
没错 我就是没戏
我们 一样的都
（约不出去）
没试过哪输得起
所以我跟你
一辈子都约不出去
一辈子都约不出去
This world is first impressions
The first two seconds are all you got
This time I wasn’t on it but
Honest promise, I’m all you want
所有的第一印象都
停在最初的二十秒
这次我并没有假装
对天发誓 我们最般配
If you tell me what you like
Oh I bet that I’m a good fit
Caught me at the wrong time
‘Cause every time I lose it
告诉我你想怎么样
我一定最适合你
在你面前失态
是我对你痴迷
No doubt I got no game
My friends, they are the same
(Undateable)
You can’t lose if you never try
That’s why me, and you
We’re undateable for life
(Undateable, undateable)
We’re undateable for life
(Undateable, undateable)
We’re undateable for life
没错 我就是没戏
我们 一样的都
（约不出去）
没试过哪输得起
所以我跟你
一辈子都约不出去
（约不出去，约不出去）
一辈子都约不出去
（约不出去，约不出去）
一辈子都约不出去
I met a girl online on Instagram
She was out of my league so I was a fan
Till I took her on a date and things quickly changed
Turns out she has no brain
She would talk about her yorkie and how she’s the best
And how all of her exes could flex and have pecs
So I started to drink so I wouldn’t get pissed
Because if I got drunk I’d be shallow and into it
(Don’t look at me like that Ron)
(Yeah yeaaaaah!)
网聊遇到个女孩上Instagram
只能关注她我入不了她的眼
直到约到她之后终于才发现
原来她是个无脑残
她聊着那只约克犬说它最帅
还有她前任们都是能屈伸的大胸男
我只好灌醉自己才不生气
因为喝醉了之后我也能肤浅地听下去
（那么看我干嘛，罗恩？）
No doubt, I got no game
My friends, they’re all the same
(Undateable)
You can’t lose if you never try
That’s why me and you
We’re undateable for life
(Undateable)
没错 我就是没戏
我们 一样的都
（约不出去）
没试过哪输得起
所以我跟你
一辈子都约不出去
（约不出去）
No doubt I got no game
My friends, they’re all the same
(Undateable)
You can’t lose if you never try
That’s why me and you
We’re undateable for life
(Undateable, undateable)
We’re undateable for life
Undateable, undateable
We’re undateable for life
没错 我就是没戏
我们 一样的都
（约不出去）
没试过哪输得起
所以我跟你
一辈子都约不出去
（约不出去，约不出去）
一辈子都约不出去
（约不出去，约不出去）
一辈子都约不出去
ABOUT THE SHOW
关于剧集
From Bill Lawrence (“Scrubs,” “Spin City,” “Cougar Town,” “Clone High”) and Adam Sztykiel (“Due Date,” “Made of Honor”), “Undateable” is a comedy series about a group of close-knit friends living in Detroit, helping each other figure out their lives.
《不懂约会》是一部讲述住在底特律的一群相互扶持的好友间的故事的喜剧。本剧由比尔·劳伦斯（代表作《实习医生风云》、《政界小人物》、《熟女镇》、《复制人高校》）和亚当·斯坦科（代表作《预产期》、《新郎不是我》）制作。
“Undateable” centers around mismatched roommates Danny Burton (Chris D’Elia, “Whitney”) and Justin Kearney (Brent Morin) and their group of oddball friends who hang out at Justin’s unsuccessful bar. Those include Danny’s sister, Leslie (Bianca Kajlich, “Rules of Engagement”), Shelly (Ron Funches), Burski (Rick Glassman), Brett (David Fynn, “Game of Thrones”) and new waitress Candace (Bridgit Mendler, “Good Luck Charlie”), who quickly becomes like a little sister to the gang.
《不懂约会》围绕着意外成为室友的丹尼·伯顿（克里斯·狄利亚饰，代表作《惠特尼的烦恼》）和贾斯汀·科尔尼（布伦特·莫兰饰），以及他们的一群古怪朋友展开。这群经常呆在贾斯汀不很红火的酒吧的朋友包括——丹尼的姐姐莱斯利（比安卡·卡里什饰，代表作《约会规则》），谢利（罗恩·方切斯饰），伯斯科（瑞克·格拉斯曼饰），布雷特（大卫·菲恩饰，代表作《权力的游戏》），以及很快成长为大家的小妹妹的新服务员坎迪斯（布利吉特·门德勒饰，代表作《查莉成长日记》）。
They all spend most of their time at Justin’s bar, solving each other’s problems over beers. Even though they love to give each other a hard time, they always have each other’s back.
这群人大部分的时间都呆在贾斯汀的酒吧，一边喝着酒一边相互分忧解难。他们尽管爱相互找麻烦，却也总会相互支持。
Executive produced by Lawrence, Sztykiel and Jeff Ingold (“Ground Floor,” “Surviving Jack”), “Undateable” is inspired by the book “Undateable: 311 Things Guys Do that Guarantee They Won’t Be Dating or Having Sex” by Ellen Rakieten and Anne Coyle. The series is produced by Doozer in association with Warner Bros. Television.
《不懂约会》由比尔·劳伦斯、亚当·斯坦科以及杰夫·英戈尔德（代表作《爱情零距离》、《男人成长录》）执行制作，灵感来源于艾伦·拉克杰顿和安·科伊尔作品《不懂约会：311个男人约会与做爱的禁忌》。本剧由Doozer公司与华纳兄弟电视公司联合制作。
Undateable Fun Facts
《不懂约会》趣闻
- Starring in “Undateable” is Brent Morin’s first acting job for series television.
《不懂约会》是布伦特·莫兰（饰贾斯汀）主演的首部电视剧。 - In the show, Danny’s current girlfriend is depicted by Whitney Cummings, where in the TV show “Whitney”, Chris D’Elia (Danny) played as her boyfriend, Alex.
本剧中，丹尼的现任女友由惠特尼·卡明斯饰演，而在电视剧《惠特尼的烦恼》中，克里斯·狄利亚（饰丹尼）便扮演了惠特尼的男友亚力克斯。 - On May 8, 2015, NBC renewed Undateable for a third season that will consist entirely of live episodes, which premiered on October 9, 2015, and ended on January 29, 2016.
2015年5月8日，NBC续订了《不懂约会》第三季，而第三季全季都采用直播形式播出。《不懂约会》第三季于2015年10月9日首播，2016年1月29日完结。 - Many main characters from the show “Scrubs” (produced by Bill Lawrence) appeared in the show. Sarah Chalke (as Dr. Elliot Reid in “Scrubs”) played as herself, where Christa Miller (as Jordan Sullivan in “Scrubs”) played two different roles in the show’s second and third season.
由比尔·劳伦斯制作的电视剧《实习医生风云》中的许多演员都在《不懂约会》中客串过。其中萨拉·查尔克（《实习医生风云》中扮演埃利奥特·里德医生）出演自己，而克里斯塔·米勒（《实习医生风云》中扮演乔丹·沙利文）则在第二季和第三季中分别扮演了两个不同的角色。 - From the Disney TV show “Good Luck Charlie”, Bridgit Mendler (Candace) is also a singer. She wrote the song “Undateable” which was performed live in the second part of the show’s first live episode in season 2. Ed Sheeran was also featured as the first music guest in this episode.
布利吉特·门德勒（饰坎迪斯）主演过迪士尼的电视剧《查莉成长日记》。兼有歌手身份的她创作了剧集的同名歌曲，并在《不懂约会》第二季，该剧首场直播中现场表演了歌曲。这一直播集中，艾德·希兰成为了该剧的首位音乐嘉宾。
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